Showing posts with label Cheap Thrill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheap Thrill. Show all posts
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Party is over
Harsha sent me this...
One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. Unfortunately they forget their way back to home and struck in the forest at the night. A Big lion came and saw the goat and her child . The goat took her child nearer to her and thought that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them and put his hands on the child and pampered her and told that "No fear My Dear. I don't have any sisters so now onwards you are my sister and I am your brother". And he gave chocolates , biscuits to the child and ask goat to come to his room with his husband for lunch and also ask her to celebrate raksha bandhan with him and gave her his visiting card. He promised the goat that "tell me if any one attack you or threaten you”. And he left the place.
Finally the goat got surprised and told her child.... "I think Elections are coming."
Well now the party is over and Lion is hungry.
One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. Unfortunately they forget their way back to home and struck in the forest at the night. A Big lion came and saw the goat and her child . The goat took her child nearer to her and thought that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them and put his hands on the child and pampered her and told that "No fear My Dear. I don't have any sisters so now onwards you are my sister and I am your brother". And he gave chocolates , biscuits to the child and ask goat to come to his room with his husband for lunch and also ask her to celebrate raksha bandhan with him and gave her his visiting card. He promised the goat that "tell me if any one attack you or threaten you”. And he left the place.
Finally the goat got surprised and told her child.... "I think Elections are coming."
Well now the party is over and Lion is hungry.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Auditors. Again
"This whole system is so wrong", says my friend who is being tormented by some auditors I mentioned last time.
"You do all the work and some dumb government official comes once in 6 months to check them and eats and lives on your money like a parasite. I hope he suffers from constipation, better dies."
"I am sure these people are not human> How else can some one eat so much and still be hungry for dinner?"
She lists out what they eat for lunch: Idly(16), 8 Wada, 10 Dosa, 3 plates Chicken Munchuria, 4 cups Soup, 20 Butter naan with unlimited chicken tikka masala, cool drinks(thank God), ice cream, paan and juice. OK all these are by 4 people excluding my friend. She had to pay around Rs. 1100/- per lunch for one day. And they were ready for dinner again! They were here for 5 days and given a chance she could skin them. Not that she is worried only about the money but about their 'right' to eat from my friends pocket when they should stay at the hotel and finish their work and leave. What else can you expect from people who are from the government era? How can we change this? Why do all the people who are at an inspection/valuation level so moron? Occasionally you might find a sincere officer but mostly these people squeeze the maximum out of their dependants. How sick can this be?
Why can't auditing be done real time?
Why should someone check what you are doing? Why can't this be error proof? Better let the system check most of the work.
Why can't world be a better place?
It would/could but then there would be no more fun and jokes about the morons.
Did you face any situation like this? Or know some one who did? how do you win in such a situation? Any ideas?
"You do all the work and some dumb government official comes once in 6 months to check them and eats and lives on your money like a parasite. I hope he suffers from constipation, better dies."
"I am sure these people are not human> How else can some one eat so much and still be hungry for dinner?"
She lists out what they eat for lunch: Idly(16), 8 Wada, 10 Dosa, 3 plates Chicken Munchuria, 4 cups Soup, 20 Butter naan with unlimited chicken tikka masala, cool drinks(thank God), ice cream, paan and juice. OK all these are by 4 people excluding my friend. She had to pay around Rs. 1100/- per lunch for one day. And they were ready for dinner again! They were here for 5 days and given a chance she could skin them. Not that she is worried only about the money but about their 'right' to eat from my friends pocket when they should stay at the hotel and finish their work and leave. What else can you expect from people who are from the government era? How can we change this? Why do all the people who are at an inspection/valuation level so moron? Occasionally you might find a sincere officer but mostly these people squeeze the maximum out of their dependants. How sick can this be?
Why can't auditing be done real time?
Why should someone check what you are doing? Why can't this be error proof? Better let the system check most of the work.
Why can't world be a better place?
It would/could but then there would be no more fun and jokes about the morons.
Did you face any situation like this? Or know some one who did? how do you win in such a situation? Any ideas?
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